Jon Anderson Unearths Extraordinary Bathroom Fixtures

Lefroy Brooks Belle Aire: Fly me to the Moon – With Clean Hands!
Lefroy Brooks Belle Aire: Fly me to the Moon – With Clean Hands!

Unveiling the Extraordinary: A Journey Through Innovative and Luxurious Bathroom Design

Having previously explored the fascinating world of unique ovens, it’s time to shift our focus to another essential, yet often overlooked, space in our homes: the bathroom. Prepare to be amazed as we delve into an array of truly captivating and innovative bathroom fixtures, from high-end luxury pieces to delightfully eccentric designs. This exploration promises to redefine your perception of what a bathroom can be, blending cutting-edge functionality with unparalleled aesthetics.

The Epitome of Elegance: Redefining Luxury in Bathroom Fixtures

The modern bathroom is no longer merely a functional space; it’s a sanctuary, a statement of personal style, and a testament to design innovation. In this section, we highlight brands that consistently push boundaries, offering products that are as much works of art as they are essential utilities.

Captive Bath Waste Drain

Catchpole & Rye: British Craftsmanship Meets Unrivaled Design

Hailing from Great Britain, Catchpole & Rye is synonymous with exquisite craftsmanship and audacious design. Their commitment to quality is immediately evident in their products, which range from remarkably practical innovations to undeniably opulent showpieces. One such innovation that has begun making its way from Europe to the USA, gracing luxury tubs like those from Victoria & Albert, is their ingenious flip-top drain. Its simplicity is its genius: a precisely engineered stopper that swivels open and closed. The sheer precision means it functions flawlessly without a rubber gasket, offering a leak-proof seal every time. Crafted from solid brass, these drains boast a reassuring heft – the bathtub drain alone feels substantial, weighing nearly half a pound. It’s truly a testament to the idea that quality resides in the details, elevating an everyday component to a piece of engineering marvel.

Catchpole La Cage DAmour Shower

Beyond the practical, Catchpole & Rye also offers breathtaking indulgences, such as their stunning La Cage D’Amour shower. Inspired by a 19th-century French original, this piece transcends the typical two-headed shower. What appears to be an ornate, ribbed structure is, in fact, a multi-sensory experience. Each “rib” and pole (excluding the topmost one for the curtain) is perforated, allowing water to cascade from multiple angles, enveloping the user in a luxurious drench. And for those who appreciate thoughtful design, the unit includes a discreet little tap at the bottom, specifically for a “toe-test” to gauge water temperature before fully stepping in. Fashioned from solid brass and available in a variety of finishes – from polished brass to chrome and nickel – La Cage D’Amour is priced between £15,000-£18,000 ($23,000-$25,000). It’s an investment in an experience, a private spa retreat within your own home. For more information on their collection, visit www.catchpoleandrye.com.

Dornbracht: The Mercedes-Benz of German Plumbing

Dornbracht embodies the quintessential German approach to design: unwavering functionality seamlessly integrated with exquisite aesthetics. They are, without a doubt, the Mercedes or BMW of the plumbing world, revered for their precision engineering, innovative solutions, and impeccable customer service. My personal experience with Dornbracht stands as a testament to their dedication, as they promptly dispatched discontinued metric parts for my faucets without question or hassle, years after their production ceased. This level of commitment to their customers is truly unparalleled.

Dornbracht Horizontal Shower

Among their most luxurious and unique offerings is the Horizontal Shower. This innovative system is designed for the ultimate spa-like indulgence, allowing users to recline on a platform while being showered from above, simulating a gentle rain. It’s a truly custom, high-end installation, typically found in lavish private residences or exclusive wellness centers. Installing such a piece is sure to be a conversation starter and an irresistible temptation for any guest seeking a moment of tranquil escape (I certainly would!). Its undoubtedly high price tag reflects its bespoke nature and advanced design.

DEQUE Gallery Faucet

Another captivating piece from Dornbracht is the Deque faucet, a minimalist marvel that epitomizes elegance through simplicity. This faucet has become a personal fantasy item, coveted for a future renovation project. Its clean lines and singular form are captivating, with a discreet cylinder on the side that elegantly controls both temperature (hot/cold) and water flow (on/off). Deque ingeniously solves a common design flaw prevalent in many bathroom faucets: the water stream being too close to the back edge of the sink. Deque projects the water further into the basin, precisely where it’s needed, enhancing both usability and hygiene. Available in various styles and also as tub fillers, the pictured single-hole model is a personal favorite. While its list price is around $1,700, diligent searching can yield prices closer to $1,200. While still a premium, it’s a worthy investment for its unparalleled design and functionality.

Dornbracht CL1 Faucet

Dornbracht’s newest line, the CL 1, is another masterpiece of design, with an aesthetic that appears to gracefully tilt into the wind. Similar to Deque, the CL 1 features a unique water stream composed of 40 individual jets rather than a single large flow. This not only creates a visually stunning effect but also contributes to water conservation. The CL 1 is remarkably efficient, consuming a mere 1.069 gallons of water per minute – a testament to German precision and eco-conscious design. This blend of sexy aesthetics and economical water usage makes it a highly desirable fixture. However, like all Dornbracht products, acquiring this beauty comes with a premium price tag, typically around $1,950, though some retailers offer it for approximately $1,350. It’s certainly a cut above what you’d find at your local big-box hardware store. For those who, like me, enjoy the thrill of finding luxury items at a discount, Dornbracht is a brand worth “scrounging” for. I often acquire such treasures and patiently store them, like precious seeds, awaiting the perfect moment for installation in a future renovation.

Dornbracht CL 1 Bidet Faucet
Dornbracht CL 1 Bidet Faucet

Here’s a practical tip for tackling a common bathroom faucet frustration: if your beloved faucet projects water too close to the back of the sink, making washing hands awkward, consider its bidet model. Bidet faucets are typically designed with a pivot-able spout, originally intended to accommodate various angles for personal hygiene. This flexibility makes them an excellent solution for bathroom sinks, offering far greater control over water direction than standard rigid sink faucets. It’s truly baffling how kitchen faucets offer such a wide range of adjustable spray options, while bathroom counterparts often remain stubbornly fixed. For the full range of Dornbracht’s sophisticated designs, visit www.dornbracht.com.

Iconic Collaborations and Cutting-Edge Innovations

The world of bathroom design is constantly evolving, with established brands collaborating with visionary designers to create truly iconic pieces. These innovations not only offer superior performance but also transform the bathroom into a dynamic and visually stimulating environment.

Hansgrohe/Dyson Love Child
Hansgrohe/Dyson Love Child

Hansgrohe: The Axor Starck V – A Masterpiece of Form and Function

It’s worth noting the distinction between Hansgrohe and Grohe; Hans Grohe founded Hansgrohe in 1901, while his son Friedrich later acquired a separate company and renamed it Grohe in 1936. From Hansgrohe’s luxury brand, Axor, comes the Starck V faucet – a truly remarkable collaboration with starchitect-designer Philippe Starck. This faucet is a testament to their enduring partnership, delivering both an aesthetic marvel and practical functionality.

The Axor Starck V’s striking vortex design, reminiscent of a Dyson vacuum cleaner, injects a dynamic visual element into any bathroom. While concerns have been raised about mineral water stains on the clear glass spout, Hansgrohe ingeniously addressed this by designing the glass spout to easily detach and be dishwasher-safe. The faucet is available in various heights to accommodate different sink types, including vessel sinks, and comes in a selection of finishes. It even offers a joystick control option for enhanced usability. However, it’s currently not available in the US due to regulatory concerns regarding water remaining in the glass spout, similar to issues with bottle traps. In the UK, it has a suggested retail price of £1,080, but can be found for around £745 (including VAT, approximately $1,150) from retailers like C.P. Hart of London. For those traveling internationally, it presents a unique opportunity to bring this avant-garde piece home. Discover more at http://www.hansgrohe-int.com/22816.htm.

Aquabrass Onlyone All
Aquabrass Onlyone (Sneaky Fun)

Aquabrass: Playful Innovation with a Caveat

Aquabrass offers a plethora of wonderful and aesthetically pleasing designs, often incorporating playful and unexpected functional elements. However, my personal experiences with their products have highlighted some challenges, particularly concerning customer service when issues arise. I’ve encountered problems ranging from incorrect items being shipped in the right boxes to leaking water lines and mismatched supply lines, requiring extensive communication with their US and global headquarters. While their designs are captivating, potential buyers should be aware of these reported service experiences.

Despite these caveats, some of Aquabrass’s designs are genuinely captivating. The “Onlyone” collection, for instance, features faucets with intriguing and non-obvious operational mechanisms. The model on the left in the image, with its distinctive ridges at the base, can be quite a puzzle for first-time users. It’s not touchless or electronic; instead, users must subtly pull/tilt the entire faucet forward and back to control the on/off function, and tilt it side-to-side for hot/cold temperature adjustment. It’s a fun experience for the owner, who can enjoy watching guests playfully wave their hands, attempting to coax water out. This model is typically priced around $600.

The model on the right showcases a joystick controller, a feature found across many Aquabrass designs. This innovative control mechanism offers a clean, contemporary, and visually interesting alternative to traditional handles, while maintaining a single-mixer aesthetic that many prefer. Pushing the joystick forward/back controls the water flow, while moving it side-to-side adjusts the temperature. This design adds a layer of modern coolness to the bathroom. Street prices for joystick models are often around $450, making them slightly more accessible than the tilt models, though arguably a touch less “cool” in their surprise factor. Explore their full collection at www.aquabrass.com.

Retro Charm, Bespoke Beauty, and Unique Statements

Beyond cutting-edge modernism, the bathroom design landscape also embraces nostalgic elegance and highly personalized statements. This section showcases designs that evoke a sense of history, offer bespoke luxury, or simply stand out with their distinctive character.

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Lefroy Brooks: 1950 Belle Aire – A Dive into Atomic-Age Chic

British firm Lefroy Brooks is renowned for its extensive collection of traditional English designs, but it’s their 1950 Belle Aire line that truly breaks the mold and captures attention. This particular design is so compelling that I would gladly set aside my preference for single-mixer faucets to incorporate it. The Belle Aire collection is exquisitely cool, undoubtedly drawing inspiration from 1950s science fiction and classic spaceships. It’s a whimsical, atomic-age retro product line that extends beyond faucets to include matching tub fillers, sinks, and even bathtubs. Notice the delightful details on the hot/cold controls, adorned with distinct red and blue bands, a subtle nod to vintage aesthetics. While bidets are largely considered a feminine amenity, the thought of a rocket-shaped faucet aimed at one’s “girly-parts” adds a touch of playful humor. This unique awesomeness comes with a price tag of around $1,700, though I’ve seen them occasionally on eBay for about $1,400 – still a significant investment, but one that promises unparalleled character. Discover their full range at www.lefroybrooks.com.

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Glass Faucet: Transparent Elegance and Artistic Flair

The company simply called “Glass Faucet” offers products that are as straightforward as their name suggests: faucets crafted entirely from glass. While I haven’t had the opportunity to use one or see it in person, the visual impact of these fixtures is undeniable. They are undeniably nifty, available in a spectrum of colors, and can even be custom-designed into intricate curlicues to match any desired aesthetic. At approximately $2,000 per unit, this level of personalization and unique artistry is certainly expected. These faucets are more than just water dispensers; they are statement pieces that transform the act of handwashing into a visual spectacle. Explore their captivating designs at www.glassfaucet.com.

Pale Ale Urinal 4
For the Boys

Philip Watts Design: The Pale-Ale Urinal – Functional Art for Unique Spaces

Philip Watts Design introduces the “Pale-Ale” urinal, a truly distinctive and conversation-starting fixture. This design challenges traditional perceptions of bathroom utilities, offering a piece that is both highly functional and artistically expressive. It features a genuine galvanized or stainless steel bucket, elegantly perched on a plinth available in various materials such as oak, stainless steel, or manufactured quartz. This urinal would be a perfect fit for a rustic cabin, a trendy restaurant, or any space seeking a touch of quirky industrial charm. Beyond its aesthetic appeal, a key benefit is its minimal water usage, making it an eco-conscious choice. Prices for the Pale-Ale urinal range from £480.00 for the oak base to £795.00 for the stainless steel version (approximately $750-$1,242 USD). For those not in the market for a urinal, Philip Watts Design also offers a fabulous collection of door handles, peepholes, and handrails, all imbued with their signature distinctive style. Discover their creative offerings at http://www.philipwattsdesign.com.

The Wild Side of Water Closets: A Look at the Truly Eccentric and Unusual

Now, let’s venture into the truly unconventional, the wonderfully weird, and the outright hilarious side of bathroom design. These pieces prove that imagination knows no bounds, even when it comes to the most private of spaces.

Catchpole Crystal Bateau
Living La Diva Loca

Catchpole & Rye: Crystal Bateau – Bling for Your Bath

While Catchpole & Rye typically excels in refined elegance, even they occasionally indulge in designs that lean towards the outrageously flamboyant. Take, for instance, their “Crystal Bateau” tub. Dipped in thousands of shimmering Swarovski crystals, this bathtub is undeniably a piece for those who embrace extreme luxury and spectacle. It wouldn’t look out of place in a Russian oligarch’s villa or as a centerpiece in a high-budget music video. The price, as they discreetly state, is “available on request” – a polite way of saying that if you have to ask, you likely can’t afford it. This is a tub designed not just for bathing, but for making an unforgettable statement.

Catchpole Throne Toilet Seat

And for the discerning individual who wishes to “flush like a king,” Catchpole & Rye also offers the “Throne” toilet seat. Yes, it is indeed just the seat, designed to fit most standard toilets. For a regal sum of £2,500, it provides an undeniably luxurious and, dare I say, *royal flush* experience. This piece takes the concept of a comfortable commode to an entirely new level of lavishness.

Mermaid Toilet

White Mermaid Princess Art Toilet: An Aquatic Throne

If the “Throne” seat isn’t quite your style, and a urinal isn’t an option, perhaps the “White Mermaid Princess Art Toilet” will capture your imagination. This visually striking toilet is designed to encourage men to sit – potentially even backward, given its unique shape! This isn’t just a pretty facade; it’s a fully functional 1.6-gallon flush toilet equipped with a soft-close seat. The marketing copy, perhaps with a touch of over-exuberance, claims its “styling fits most bathroom decors” and that “this toilet stands the test of time.” This enchanting mermaid-themed commode is available for $599, or a discounted $419.30 if purchased in a pack of six, from Renovator’s Supply.

TooDaLoo

TwoDaLoo: The Double Throne for Close Quarters

The “TwoDaLoo” captured significant media attention around 2007, sparking curiosity about its practicality and target audience. While it received plenty of press, reports of actual installations remain elusive, and finding one for sale today is a challenge. Nonetheless, this “double toilet” concept is certainly worth a look. Designed with seemingly high-tech features for its time, including an iPod docking station and an add-on for an LCD television, it aimed to offer a multi-functional experience. Allegedly priced at $1,400, the plumbing logistics for such a unit remain a curious puzzle. It serves as a humorous reminder of design concepts that flirt with the absurd, prompting helicopter parents everywhere to perhaps keep a closer eye on their little ones!

Japanese Sound Princess

Toto Otohime (Sound Princess): Preserving Privacy, Saving Water

In Japan, there’s a cultural phenomenon where women are often concerned about making sounds while in the bathroom. Historically, this led to a significant waste of water as individuals would continuously flush the toilet to mask any noises. Recognizing this massive waste of trillions of gallons of water annually, the Japanese government introduced the “Sound Princess” (Otohime) devices in public restrooms. These units play a variety of sounds, including the reassuring sound of a flushing toilet, to provide privacy without the need for actual flushing. Adding to the delightful cultural quirkiness, these devices are also sometimes referred to as Toyotama-hime (“Lady Bountiful Soul”). For those who travel or simply desire this ingenious solution in their private lives, portable “Keitai Otohime” (Mobile Princesses) are now available as keychain accessories, ensuring acoustic privacy wherever you go.

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Speakman Optimus SE-1000: The Ultimate Eye Wash (and Psyche Cleanser)

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a sight you wish you could unsee? Perhaps an embarrassing family moment or an unexpected encounter with naturists? The Speakman Optimus SE-1000 eye wash station is just what you need! Originally designed as a safety device for victims of accidental chemical exposure, its robust functionality makes it hilariously perfect for metaphorically washing away any frightening or uncomfortable images from your mind’s eye. With 66 “full-coverage” sprays, this powerful unit promises to cleanse not just your eyes, but your psyche too! At just $239, it’s a far more economical solution than a therapist. And as an added bonus, a little soap with this mighty spray might just ensure your kids never utter a swear word again, forever associating profanity with a refreshing, yet firm, cleansing experience!

Beyond the Ordinary: Your Bathroom, Your Statement

From exquisitely engineered luxury fixtures to uniquely charming and hilariously eccentric designs, the world of bathroom interiors offers a boundless canvas for personal expression. Whether you seek the pinnacle of modern innovation, a touch of retro whimsy, or simply something to spark conversation, there’s a design out there to transform your bathroom into a truly remarkable space. We hope this journey through the extraordinary has inspired you to look beyond the conventional and embrace the possibilities. If you have any fascinating HOA stories, high-rise histories, or real estate listings featuring unique renovations (or those in need of one!), we’d love to hear them. Reach out to share your insights with Jon at [email protected]. Marriage proposals are also now legally accepted!